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Skyrim Fail Skyrim Fail

Rated 2 / 5 stars

meidocre

Animation was good.



WGJ4K: Hottest GameChicks WGJ4K: Hottest GameChicks

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

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"VIDEO GAMES AREN'T FUNNY!!!!"

Neither is this flash.



A.D.D.imation A.D.D.imation

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome

That actually looked pretty damn good. Accomplished quite a bit since you got that pad


TheElSalvador responds:

I haven't done all that much, mostly just playing around with it. I am quite impressed with the pad so far though. For 45 bucks it exceeded my expectations, though I'm sure it's got nothing on a wacom.

Recent Game Reviews


Feed Us 2 Feed Us 2

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

No excuse.

There is absolutely no excuse to release a game as unplayable as this. The real challenge in completing any of the levels lies in not getting stuck while trying to complete your goal.

When the actual goals, or challenges, of a level take a backseat to defeating the glitches inherent in the game itself, you know it's not ready.

The graphics were decent enough though the prequel was far superior.


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Stonepunk Stonepunk

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Glitch

I encountered a glitch where after hitting about 3,500 meters and coming back down into the ground I apparently smashed through it. The game went into a loop where I kept going -1,000+ meters underground. Had to restart.


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Pandemic II Pandemic II

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Made me sick

While I understand it is a game, and therefore the only reason it exists is for pure entertainment value, there was no real substance to it.

It is a simple display of coding abilities with even simpler graphics laid over it. It is an impressive attempt at emulating some form of logic, but it falls quite short of attaining that goal. It is merely a series of dice rolls, thousands upon thousands of them. There is no real rhyme or reason to anything that takes place within the game; simply a long progression of increased percentage chances of statistical success.

And as many have stated, everything pertaining to the disease and the world itself is just baffling. A disease with no symptoms and no apparent harm to anyone carrying it, is somehow detected by the entire world, forcing countries to a standstill where they burn bodies and close schools. Oh yea, there's no bodies to burn since it's non-threatening.

My only real question is why is there a need for a disease in this imaginative little world? It seems as if the world is already ending based off the fact that the world population is constantly dropping, never balancing itself out.

My suggestion for your next game : Yahtzee.


Recent Audio Reviews


The Office Theme Remix The Office Theme Remix

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Turd of the Week

Grats on Turd of the Week (by association). You've earned it with this shit.

In addition, you've ruined The Office for me.

Everytime I watch it now I have to drop some X and get up and prance around with my glowsticks.