Contact Info / Websites
Egoraptor is a douche, and if you disagree, you're a douche. If you've ever voted 5 on any of his submissions, you're a douche. If you've ever given him a 10 on his reviews, you're a douche. If you've ever watched any of his garbage without wanting to kill him in a terribly cruel fashion, you're a douche.
If you want to be Egoraptor and have all the kiddy sex he gets, well, that's cool but you're still a douche.
Pretty soon you're going to be seeing his movies in theaters lined up right next to "Date Movie, Scary Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans" - cept it will be called "AWESOME MOVIE!!!!!"
Oh, if only we were so lucky. Because honestly, there's not enough entirely humorless parodies out there.
Tip for you Egoraptor - go watch some fucking Mel Brooks or Monty Python and learn what a REAL parody is. Oh, and same for "two of the six writers of Scary Movie" whoever the fuck those fucking faggots are.
P.S. - There is the enduring legend of illwillpress' account being hacked at one time. The person who hacked his account submitted some terrible fucking garbage randomass animation and guess what? It passed with over a 4.0 score - people didn't even watch it, they just instantly voted 5 because of his 'big name'. If I had to guess, I would say that half the votes you get are from people who have never seen your most recent video, they just vote 5 because OMG IT'S EGORAPTOR I WANT HIS COCK IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!111!!