Ok I don't like where this is going. I just wanted to be your worst hated enemy.
Now shit is getting too sexual.
I think it's all going a bit fast for me. I'm not ready for this kind of relationship.
Also I only date women with necks.
I am indeed the best flash artist ever. Adam Phillips once wrote to me in a dream telling me so. David Firth, that gay belind, once said I was a right plum chap. Crumpetlips?
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Baby I can change I know a great plastic surgeon.
Too bad a plastic surgeon can't make you any less of a dick.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Say that again but in a wacky, zany voice. That's fucking hot.
Yeah you're right because it's too fucking long and hard for them to even get near it also it's inside you so it's a little difficult to operate!!!!
Oh YEAH?
Well take this cock munch.
SHORYUKEN!! HADOUKEN!!
Hard punch. Hard kick.
bitches call me Hadouken.
'CAUSE I'M DOWN-RIGHT FIERCE.
Okay this is what BestFlashEver is talking about. Your parody is weak. You clearly don't know what it is to be a true flash artist. Take a page from such talent like Wonchop and Kibopher. They know how the satire thing works, they nail it.
You on the other hand just yell like a headless chook into the mic.
You have no idea.
It doesn't matter because I get the pageviews. You know what you get?
Steve Irwin.
Okay, seriously you have taken this too far. Nobody insults our late president and gets away with it.
Your discussion seems to be going nowhere, might I suggest you two partake in a game of genital jousting? (Copyright, Best Flash Ever, 1983).
Depending on the equipment available (preferably a donkey or some sort of small pack creature) the rules are as follows :
The two participants shall jerk each other off until they become fully erect. Once both participants have been given a chance to gain a full erection, they will then proceed to charge at each other (mounted or unmounted), eventually clashing penis heads at a predetermined location. Once your opponent has been unmounted, or knocked over, you will give him a chance to collect himself.
Once he has been given the opportunity to stand up, you will then begin slapping the shafts of your penises together in a mock swordfight. Whoever falls to the ground first is considered incapacitated and must be finished off by his opponent with a killing blow, right to his eyes. Once the moneyshot has been delivered, a victor will be declared.
Points are awarded in a three-tier system. One point is awarded to the victor of the jousting round, one point is awarded to the victor of the swordfight, and one point is awarded for accuracy of moneyshot delivered.
There are also two bonus points available. One point will be awarded to the participant with the best costume, and one point will be awarded to the participant who allows me to fellate them after the match.
Begin.
Well at least I'm not the one who jerks off male dogs
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Faggot.
Joust! Joust! Joust! Joust! Joust!
GGEEEEENNITAAAAALLLLL JOOOUUUUUUSSSSSTTTTIIINGG!
be sure youtube is there to tape it with their fancy VHS camcorders.
Where do you think you'd be, BestFlashEver, if you weren't on the internet all day?
Inside your mom.
Ooooohhhh
Honestly Rubberninja is right egoraptor. You clearly have no talent in any shape or form, other than you zany voice. Please just quit newgrounds. Let BestFlashEver take all the credit, he needs the attention you know? Love a fellow man.
Gratz on breaking the 2/5 flash score barrier.
BestFlashEver a.k.a ShitFlashEver spits himself from his cock and shit. He's a douchebag, his flash are uber cocksucking shit. Now ShitFlashEver, get the fuck off newgrounds before I rape your poor ass.
Ross is the winner,
because his Aussie. *Australian Highfive!*
Egoraptor
Hahahaha that's funny you referenced my movie that's like a true parody there I give you props for that, because you can't do real parodies you can only parody things in when you're angry on forums online because you're a tool and I hate you and I will never stop fucking talking about or to you forever because I secretly want to fuck you so hard and raw that my dick will come out of your mouth when I fuck you.