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    I am indeed the best flash artist ever. Adam Phillips once wrote to me in a dream telling me so. David Firth, that gay belind, once said I was a right plum chap. Crumpetlips?

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    KemCab

    Posted by BestFlashEver - March 1st, 2008


    So the big, tough guy KemCab banned me from commenting further on his userpage. Apparently he could not handle my superior brainpower. Everyone knows that I am the BestFlashEver and the smartest person in the world with the biggest penis and that I dominate everything in my path, be it large floppy vaginas or smelly little punks like KemCab. I am above getting into petty squabbles with fools like him because I am so much cooler and more well-groomed than him.

    Anyway, what I'm trying to say here is you're a fucking douchebag, KemCab. A real queef.

    If I were given the chance, I would hold your nostrils closed and fart in your mouth and then duct tape your mouth and nostrils shut until you choked on my fart and died of asphyxiation. You'd spent the rest of eternity being known as the guy who died with a fart in his mouth. How embarassing would that be, huh? I, the magnificent one, on the other hand, would be known as the guy who proved silent but deadly. lol nah I'm kidding, but you're still a douchebag. VC is fuckin gay too.


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    yeah ok

    <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/410423">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /410423</a>

    2.30 to 2.28 BECAUSE I'M SO AWSUM LIEK THAT I MUST BE BETTER THAN U OR SOMETHING

    I can do the same thing too faggot.

    How dare you! I offer you the experience of a lifetime and this is how you repay me?

    you are funny dude! fart hahahahaha.

    you guys are my best friends!