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Fuck you.

2008-07-18 23:42:13 by BestFlashEver

Fuck you.

Lol what a fag

2008-03-02 04:52:25 by BestFlashEver

So I found this picture of one of the sorriest looking motherfuckers I've seen in my entire life. Even through the terrible ass paint job sprawled over the photo trying to mask what a sad mothherfucker this guy is, you can tell that he is just dying to kill himself. I'd rather cut my wrists, vertically, than stare at this sad sap for another five minutes.

On a side note, it looks like this guy can suck a real mean cock. And guess who it is?

That's right! It's KemCab, also known as next week's obituary. Filed under suicide, lack of a will to go on living such a sad, sad fucking life. Whose only friends exist over some shitass forumsite. A supposed sixteen year old that hangs out with 12 and 13 year olds. Cool guy? You tell me.

Lol what a fag


2008-03-01 07:25:50 by BestFlashEver

So the big, tough guy KemCab banned me from commenting further on his userpage. Apparently he could not handle my superior brainpower. Everyone knows that I am the BestFlashEver and the smartest person in the world with the biggest penis and that I dominate everything in my path, be it large floppy vaginas or smelly little punks like KemCab. I am above getting into petty squabbles with fools like him because I am so much cooler and more well-groomed than him.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say here is you're a fucking douchebag, KemCab. A real queef.

If I were given the chance, I would hold your nostrils closed and fart in your mouth and then duct tape your mouth and nostrils shut until you choked on my fart and died of asphyxiation. You'd spent the rest of eternity being known as the guy who died with a fart in his mouth. How embarassing would that be, huh? I, the magnificent one, on the other hand, would be known as the guy who proved silent but deadly. lol nah I'm kidding, but you're still a douchebag. VC is fuckin gay too.

What a douchebag

2008-02-29 04:12:46 by BestFlashEver

KemCab is a faggot. Vote zero on his right to live.

Fuck Viewtiful-Chris

2008-02-22 10:04:18 by BestFlashEver

First new post in a long time dedicated solely to that Jem loving faggot whom shall remain nameless. He who shall not be named is a little punkass twat that I will someday assfuck in hopes of restoring some dignity to this world.

Fuck t3hparty and all you fags that provide hits to the site. Especially the dark one, he who shall not be named. Fucking faggot


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Piss off

2007-11-15 15:27:03 by BestFlashEver

Those of you somehow finding your way to this page will be shocked to learn that, despite my name, I am not the best flash artist ever.

I'm actually the second best.

Damn straight

2007-11-07 10:42:20 by BestFlashEver

Well, my first two flashes (out of three) that weren't blammed right off the bat. Expect to see more amazing stories every day.


2007-11-06 18:10:30 by BestFlashEver

I've composed two masterpieces in flash and both have been blammed. I am a little perplexed as to how my art can not be appreciated. My pioneering work in digital stop animation is incredible, you all just lack a taste for the finer things in life. Fools